Anonymous sent: What, in your opinion, would a suitable offering to one of your stature be?

I am perfectly content with offerings of poptarts and mugs of coffee!

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1 year ago  |  68 notes
We must never strike one another unless in pitched combat! Combat must be agreed upon between two consenting aggressors!
I am firmly against the hitting of anyone without the consent of battle or a formal duel and it is a cowardly act, no matter the gender! I have always been a great fan of battles and duels, and only ever have I struck my enemies unawares.
But all this “hitting” business? Absolutely not! No matter one’s gender, the striking of another — in the manner that you are referring to, Greyface — is unacceptable! high resolution →

We must never strike one another unless in pitched combat! Combat must be agreed upon between two consenting aggressors!

I am firmly against the hitting of anyone without the consent of battle or a formal duel and it is a cowardly act, no matter the gender! I have always been a great fan of battles and duels, and only ever have I struck my enemies unawares.

But all this “hitting” business? Absolutely not! No matter one’s gender, the striking of another — in the manner that you are referring to, Greyface — is unacceptable!

1 year ago  |  202 notes
lenadexil sent: Thor, what do you think of the new tumblr lay out?

It is most confusing! It took Stark nearly six hours to educate me on the new methods being used by this website. But for the dedication I feel to you all, no price is too steep to pay! I will conquer this new battlefield!

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1 year ago  |  80 notes

All is well again! The gracious blogger has recovered from her illness — I saw to the healing process myself — and I am back to answer all of your inquiries! Come forth!

1 year ago  |  66 notes

so thor-blogger caught a stomach virus.  unfortunately there’ll be some radio silence today and possibly tomorrow. sorry guys :c

1 year ago  |  23 notes
Anonymous sent: EY THOR MY HOME DOG SKILLET HOW YOU DO DOIN BOY YOU GOOD?

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1 year ago  |  146 notes
Anonymous sent: What's your favorite Midgardin holiday?

Leif Erikson day! ‘Tis a day to celebrate exploration of uncharted lands, and the courage required to go forth into the unknown and forge a path the likes of which the world has never seen!

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1 year ago  |  48 notes
Anonymous sent: psst, disable the Missing E function that let's you add tags to an ask before you publish it! Then you'll be able to answer asks.

Oh. Well, poo, now I can’t put in my sassy tags immediately. But it works! Huzzah! Thank you everyone!

1 year ago  |  9 notes

tumblr is being a massive douche with this new update and not letting me answer asks for some reason. so i’m sorry for the delay everyone!

1 year ago  |  16 notes

imageask-iron-man replied to your post: Mighty Thor, how does it feel to have such a…

((*creeps*))

That better mean you’ve brought the blog back to life, Doonsberry.

1 year ago  |  4 notes