I am perfectly content with offerings of poptarts and mugs of coffee!

We must never strike one another unless in pitched combat! Combat must be agreed upon between two consenting aggressors!

I am firmly against the hitting of anyone without the consent of battle or a formal duel and it is a cowardly act, no matter the gender! I have always been a great fan of battles and duels, and only ever have I struck my enemies unawares.

But all this “hitting” business? Absolutely not! No matter one’s gender, the striking of another — in the manner that you are referring to, Greyface — is unacceptable!

It is most confusing! It took Stark nearly six hours to educate me on the new methods being used by this website. But for the dedication I feel to you all, no price is too steep to pay! I will conquer this new battlefield!

All is well again! The gracious blogger has recovered from her illness — I saw to the healing process myself — and I am back to answer all of your inquiries! Come forth!

so thor-blogger caught a stomach virus.  unfortunately there’ll be some radio silence today and possibly tomorrow. sorry guys :c

Leif Erikson day! ‘Tis a day to celebrate exploration of uncharted lands, and the courage required to go forth into the unknown and forge a path the likes of which the world has never seen!

Oh. Well, poo, now I can’t put in my sassy tags immediately. But it works! Huzzah! Thank you everyone!

tumblr is being a massive douche with this new update and not letting me answer asks for some reason. so i’m sorry for the delay everyone!

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That better mean you’ve brought the blog back to life, Doonsberry.