Hark, Midgardians!

It is Thorsday once again! Engage in the expected merriment, for this day only comes but once a week! Abandon your malice, your spite and your malcontent and replace them with feelings of airiness and happiness!

I would like to dedicate this Thorsday to those Midgardians that remain ever strong in the face of life’s adversity!

Your strength is one of the most beautiful things in this world, my friends — never allow your light to die out!